Well, that was nuts. Let me just share with you a little bit about
the past 24 hours. And if anyone has forgotten how to struggle, you're
in luck! I shall remind you how it's done. So, 18 hours after leaving
Eugene, I arrived in the Buenos Aires airport. As the plane ascends, I
look out the window and see green everywhere. And naturally I think to
myself, "ah what a picturesque South American scene." However,
opposition quickly reveals itself minutes later as we leave our gate and
begin the trek to exit the airport. (Little did I know it would be more
than three hours before this feat was accomplished). So I'm walking
down the stairs, chit chatting with fellow smiling passengers, until we
see what lays before us. I can feel my face drop as I get the first
glimpse at what I truly envision as the gates of Hell. Visa lines. There
are literally swarms of people, hundreds I'd guess, zig-zagging in rows
in every which way with airport attendants barking directions in
Spanish. So many people, in fact, that the waiting line is backed up
half way up the stairs. So we start wait, inching forward every couple
minutes, and this obviously lasts an hour. (Now of course, everyone is
pissed about this--it sucks, but Hawaiian shirt guy in front of me
starts lecturing about the confusion of the directions, and informs
surrounding line-waiters, in a brilliantly obvious Southern accent, that
he will be cutting half of them. Yay for American impressions!) I
promise this won't be an entirely negative description, but I told
myself I had to reveal the entirety of this day, not just the fun parts.
Besides, who would I be if I wasn't complaining at leeaast a little?
Anywho,
I somehow make it through that fiasco successfully, and move on the
baggage claim. Now this is where the fun begins. I criss-cross my two
overweight carry on items across my chest, manage to load up the
30-pound backpack (thanks for that death-trap, Soph!) onto my shoulders,
and begin to lug my 60-pound, polka-dotted, clearly-marked 'HEAVY',
suitcase towards customs. At this point, bystanders are not even trying
to conceal their laughter. And please keep in mind that I'm entirely
alone, and blatantly foreign. (And not in that intriguing, or endearing
way, but the painfully lame way). So with over 100 pounds of luggage, I
meander towards the customs waiting line. On my way there, I decide I
shouldn't waste time following the trend of those around me (why would I
trust an Argentinian in their native country?) by getting a luggage
cart so instead I just get directly in line. I start to sweat profusely
as the weight of the bags and heat of the non-conditioned airport begin
to hit me. At this time I decide it would be best to remove all the bags
from my body, and just drag them throughout the remaining line, approx.
1 mile in length. So every 45 seconds I regather the 4-piece luggage
collection (and my sweatshirt too, that has now been dropped on every
surface of the airport floor--so glad I only brought the one!) and pull,
push, carry and kick them 3 inches. After what feels like a day of
receiving glares from the couple behind me, I reach the front. I proceed
to heave each bag onto the x-ray machine, feeling relieved for a moment
without them, before I cross the threshold to the spit-out point. By
the time I've reached this, all four bags (and the damn sweatshirt) are
piled up on top of each other, blocking all other bags from completing
their x-ray trip. I make the executive decision that blocking the
pathway for passing people would be much better so I pull all the bags
around me instead. After more growls from airport goers, I manage to
reload the bags and head for the exit.
At this point, I see more
people, hoards in fact, waiting for their loved ones to emerge from the
sliding doors, doors that have separated one chaotic scene from another.
And it is at this point, that I realize I have to start speaking
Spanish. Unfortunately, I feel that this painfully detailed description
is enough for one day, so I'll just briefly summarize the remaining
hours of the day. They consist of the following: zero working bathrooms,
dozens of eye-rolls (surprisingly enough, not from me), plenty of
impromptu, forced games of charades in lieu of verbal communication, and
the discovery of my favorite, and most useful Spanish phrase: "Hola,
hablas Ingles?" Works like a charm. And hey Sheila, there's your
language tidbit of the day, as requested!
So apart from these
taxing and embarrassing hours, I was able to make it to Rosario alive,
and mostly in tact. And despite this information, the trip is actually
off to a great start, so no worries, team! My computer's dying and I can
barely keep my eyes open so I'll update more later. And I promise to
provide valuable descriptions, as expected of a study-abroader, about
the beautiful people, stray dogs, and new sights (I legit saw a family
of four riding a motorcycle. ONE motorcycle. No helmets, obvi.) That's
all for now, see you back here soon!
love,
Henya
hahah. Literally laughing out loud to myself
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Omg. I MISS YOU SO MUCH. Do you know that I texted you the second I got back into the states? Which makes no sense since you won't see it until freaking August? I almost started to cry yesterday when I realized I was never going to live in the same city as you again. I know I'm being dramatic but reading this was literally like hearing you speak and I wish I could just go next door and see your beautiful face :( But anyways, I haven't even read your second post yet, so I'll do that and then probably comment on that post. Also, you're hilarious and brilliant. You should write novels. I love you!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope to God someone else in the airport is writing a blog and mentions you.
ReplyDeletehahaha wow me too
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